1) Walk approximately inwards air conditioned shopping malls without a top.
2) Walk approximately barefoot on filthy Patong Streets.
3) Walk approximately drinking alcohol out of cans / bottles AND live on over 25 years old.
4) Foreign gentlemen walking approximately without a help inwards the footing that the 'lady' on his arm is wearing thigh-high leather boots, tiny hot pants land eyeing upwards her adjacent customer.
5) Foreign women walking approximately without a help inwards the footing that the 'gentleman' on her arm is eyeing upwards the adult woman alongside thigh-high leather boots together with tiny hot pants.